A journey through the country of fjords


The total route length of 1400 km
Running days - 19



A joint production of the Norwegian author Erland Lou and Ufabike
(what first luckily does not know, and the second, unfortunately, not hides)


Prologue - the power of wishes

Getting started
1. Passed: 38 km Night throwing
2. Passed: 88 km Beer, vodka and wind
3. Passed: 66 km Hand OLE Sigurd Hansen

South mood
4. Travelled: 108 km Bermuda Farsund
5. Passed: 78 km Duma about transfer 0,5:0,5
6. Passed (Ilya): 6 km Fishing in Flekkefjord
7. Travelled: 62 km Shadows of the past
8. Travelled: 70 km The flowers in the middle of the rain

Meeting at the Department
9. Travelled: 68 km Kindness Eloise
10. Rehabilitation Of Pulpitis
11. Oil capital

Archipelago in the mist
12. Damp as a habit
13. Rode 83 km Attack at dawn
14. Rode 47 km Ringtones Bergen

Traverse the Sognefjord
15. Drove 88 km A race with grandma
16. Traveled: 90 km Aliens, lice and cheese
17. Traveled: 105 km Underground hell Granger

Roads in the sky
18. Traveled: 73 miles Winter fun
19. Traveled: 41 miles Clever uphill will not go
20. Traveled about 77 km Stone silence
21. Naked revelations by Gustav Vigellana

Best country in the world


Indirect participation also dick Francis, Frank Metzing, Bend Hamsun and the group "the Brothers Grimm".


0. Beginning of a long journey
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson decide to go to Stockholm)
1. Bread and salt in.
(Chapter in which Carlson scolds soup and advised to scratch turnip)
2. Farewell, unwashed Russia!
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson knocking around in the Finnish capital)
3. Baltic boat
(the head in which the Kid feels stupid and Carlson fills the belly)
4. Fell on the tail
(Chapter in which the boss and Bethan become leaders, and Carlson analyzes the exhaust)
5. Feel like savages
(the head where the Kid fights with a shower, and Carlson bodyit tincture)
6. Kuningamae
(Chapter in which Carlson is studying Swedish feminism and Piguet lures Bay)
7. Blueberries,mites and a hernia
(Chapter in which Carlson sees a naked woman, fighting off insects and is used its hands)
8. Manevichsky fishing
(Chapter in which Carlson portrays Paustovsky, catches ticks instead of fish and crisscrossing the pavement)
9. Invited guests and among them Tartar
(Chapter in which the Baby tortured English, and Carlson's after the housekeeper (based On the works of tage of Danielson and Unsen of Eivind.))
10. Hit the rally on Öland
(Chapter in which the Baby harass the English , and Carlson is engaged in the coal production of meat in the Amateur scale)
11. Not to see Karlskrona and die
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson chew overseas products, cut the water of the lake and admire the sunset in a war zone)
12. Coffee tango
(Chapter in which the Baby enjoys the music, and Carlson jumps over boulders salmon river)
13. March throw from country to country
(a Chapter in which Babe rubs ass and Carlson sleeps on-the-go)
14. The Danish day - the Woman of his dreams
(Chapter in which Carlson is looking for a woman and make merry with the Baby on the waterfront Nyhavn)
15. The Danish day - In the depths of Zealand
(Chapter in which Carlson is attached to the world culture, and the Baby curses Bicycle saddle)
16. Crimean charm of the Cape Cullen - goodbye eresund
(Chapter in which Carlson becomes junk, the Kid suddenly give Danish guards)
17. Crimean charm of the Cape of Cullen - the Country of Ladonia
(Chapter in which the Kid think he was in Ukraine, and a horse Carlson periodically rears)
18. A short road in the dunes
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson the last time sunbathing and swimming in the sea without knowing it)
19. Honesty in Swedish
(Chapter in which the child instructs Carlson to the true path, and he struggles with greed)
20. The Shock Of Varberg
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson admire the ancient fortress, compete in speed with the clouds and try on the guise of the rich Swedes)
21. The kidnapping of strategic product
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson unforgivable relaxed, for which he paid)
22. The city of Venus, middle-aged
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson get acquainted with the life of an ordinary Swedish family and a little rest from his great path)
23. Norwegian breakthrough
(Chapter in which Carlson presses the milk in their own backpack, and the Baby is getting wet in the toe area)
24. Car Park jump
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson gets to the heart of Norway)
25. The gloomy charm of Oslo
(Chapter in which the Baby attached to a naked female body, and Carlson's affinity for knitwear)
26. The palaces of the kings of the North
(Chapter in which the Baby gets to eat the raspberries, and Carlson pays tribute to blueberries)
27. Changing weather tactics
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson wanted to get away from the water and partially succeeded in this)
28. Ants tracts of Milliken
(Chapter in which Carlson cleans the body and suffocates insects, and Baby thinks about the nature of existence)
29. Remembering Alfred Nobel
(Chapter in which Carlson finds the Swedish ballistic missiles and glue girls, a Baby feeding on his flesh mosquitoes)
30. Cloudy water of the lake Hjälmaren
(the head in which the Kid and Carlson almost got into a fight at the grocery question)
31. Damp socks and fugues by Bach
(Chapter in which the Baby covers himself in grey mud, and Carlson engaged in extraction of selenium)
32. Alcoholics Södertälje
(Chapter in which Carlson loses a glove, a Kid again ruined red fish)
33. The gentle embrace of the metropolis
(Chapter in which Carlson is desperately looking bags and finally gets on a ship, and the Baby spends the last crown)
34. The Elusive "Jiloca"
(Chapter in which Carlson stroking the ice and was almost late with the Baby on the bus)
35. It's Russia, guys!
(Chapter in which the Kid and Carlson travel for Russian palaces and get acquainted with the lover of Czech beer)
36. Epilogue
(which is sometimes more important than the prologue)